WHO THOUGHT BUYING A DOZEN COULD MAKE YOU RICH?
12 donuts. questionable financial decisions.
DOZEN
good things come in dozens
go ahead, poke a donut.
THE MARKET IS A BOX OF DONUTS.
$DOZEN↔12 DONUTS↔$DNUT
$DOZEN is the internet's financial interpretation of a dozen donuts. Its corporate cousin already has a ticker. We figured we should too.
OUR BUSINESS MODEL
BUY DONUTS
GET DOZEN
GET $DOZEN
???
PROFIT
We stopped doing the math after “dozen.” The spreadsheet is mostly sprinkles.